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2013-12-07T12:34:24+02:00
Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not ? Son: I don't feel well Father: Where don't you feel well ? Son: In school !
 

Baiatul: Nu pot merge la scoala azi. Tatal: De ce nu? Baiatul: Nu ma simt bine Tatal: Unde nu te simti bine? Baiatul: La scoala!

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2013-12-07T13:12:23+02:00
Teacher:
- Can you tell the name of three great kings who have brought happiness & peace in to people’s lives?
Student:
- Smo-king ,Drin-king & Fuc-king.

profesor:
- Poteti  spune numele a trei împărați mari, care au adus fericire și pace în viețile oamenilor?
Student:
- Smo-rege, Drin-rege & Fuc-rege



Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!

Profesorul: De ce tema pentru acasa este scrisa cu scrisul tatalui tau?
Elevul: I-am folosit stiloul.