In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
1.Why doesn't the sun go to college?
Because it has a million of degrees!

2.Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
3. What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
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